Roast My Website
Your website.
Roasted.
AI looks at your design, measures your speed, audits your SEO and accessibility. Then it tells you what your friends are too polite to say.
What gets roasted.
Six categories. Six scores. Zero mercy.
First Impression
Five seconds. That's all it takes.
Your hero, your headline, and whether anyone can tell what you actually sell.
UI / Design
Fonts, colors, and questionable choices.
We look at a real screenshot of your site. Every stock photo will be noticed.
Speed
Measured. Not imagined.
Load times, page weight and every kilobyte of JavaScript you thought nobody would count.
SEO
Can Google even find you?
Titles, descriptions, headings, social previews, sitemaps. The boring stuff that matters.
Accessibility
Alt text. Labels. Contrast. Excuses.
Automated checks for the things that lock real people out of your site.
Final Verdict
One score. No appeals.
An overall grade out of ten, plus the single fix that would help the most.
How it works.
1
Paste a URL.
Any public website. Yours, a competitor's, your ex's portfolio.
2
Pick your pain.
Brutal or Nuclear. Mild exists, technically.
3
Get roasted.
Six scored sections in about twenty seconds. Share it if you dare.